- Roman disagrees with somebody about anime.
- Roman uses his catchphrase 'You are entitled to your wrong opinion.'
- Jesse likes an anime because of real or implied yuri.
- Sam posts without punctuation, or makes a glaring spelling/grammar mistake.
- Someone corrects Sam's punctuation or glaring spelling/grammar mistake.
- Sam edits his post to correct his punctuation or glaring spelling/grammar mistake.
- Jared says something nasty, if it is also inexplicably creepy drink twice.
- Someone posts a list of their anime and asks for recommendations.
- Epeen measuring competition based on anime list size begins.
- Someone actually recommends anime relevant to the list, rather than personal preference.
- Someone who has never been to a screening asks about obtaining filez.
- Helpful GASfellas organise to provide filez for them.
- Georgia tells people she might maybe come to a screening this weekend possibly.
- Georgia inevitably doesn't come to the screening.
- Georgia actually comes to an event. Finish your glass.
- Club executives post an event at the eleventh hour.
- Cub executives forget a clash with another event and have to change their event.
- Club executives get some key detail of the event wrong and have to fix it. (See 'Sam posts without...')
- Club executives provide a poll to help make a decision.
- Nobody takes the poll seriously.
- An image macro overlaid with Deal With It or My Body Is Ready is posted in lieu of an actual opinion.
- Someone informs the club they are going to Japan.
- Especially if they want you to schedule an event around their trip.
- Someone posts pictures of a Live Action Attack on Titan.
- Thread about Miyazaki's most recent retirement.
- Thread about Miyazaki coming out of retirement.
- Drink twice if they are both on your news feed at the same time.
- Dr Kal is right about everything ever.
- Finish your drink if Georgia gets mad at the word 'animu'
- If a subs vs dubs argument begins, drink.
- If someone says 'But Miyazaki dubs are good!' drink.
- If Georgia butts in with phrases in Japanese that you can't read, drink twice.
- If the argument causes anybody to change their minds, finish your glass. (But don't worry, it won't.)
- Everyone takes a drink whenever Jesse defends Aria.
- Everyone drinks every time Aria is screened'
Created on 10 December 2014 at 13:52
GAS does not condone the excessive alcohol consumption, so drink responsibly. This list is quite obviously satire and shouldn't be taken seriously or used as an excuse to evoke bullying, harassment, or violence.